Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Genre Confusion is Dead


Future updates on all subjects will occur at andrewjpatrick.com. If wish to know why, go here. Or just go to the new blog and check out that action.

It will remain here, and provide much ammunition for anyone who wishes to call me a hack writer desperately envious of his betters.

But otherwise ...


Monday, December 05, 2011

The Black Keys are Back. And Presumably, Still Black.

Under the Radar:

Each song is its own piece of soulful groove. Hurling forward at full-throttle, this is The Black Keys' most direct and consistent album yet. With the new audience the two have garnered from 2010's Brothers, expect to hear these songs on everything from car commercials to the nearly extinct rock radio. There isn't a bad song in the bunch, nor a moment to relax until you've ingested El Camino in full.
That sounds perfect, and indeed, exactly like what the album was promised: a full-on, rocked out stack of Clash-meets-Cramps stew. Only problem, and this is minor, is the album cover:


That is not an El Camino. That is a minivan (a '91 Dodge Grand Caravan, unless I miss my guess). And showing a picture of a minivan and deliberately mislabeling it an El Camino is about as funny as the generic labelling that accompanied Brothers. Which is to say, it's not all that funny at all.

Unless of course, it's some kind of trash-culture riff on how an El Camino is really just a glorified mom-mobile. In which case, they couldn't be more wrong. I like the look of the picture, and I like the lettering. But  I don't see how having an actual El Camino would not have made a better picture.

Saturday, December 03, 2011

Talking Back to Punk Rock #16

"Do whatever you want; just stop calling me 'Mommy.' There's a fine line between goth-metal-punk, or whatever you are, and just being fucking weird."

- The Misfits, "Mommy, May I Go Out And Kill Tonight?"

Rating My CD's: That's How Strong My Love Is

50. Otis Redding -- The Very Best of Otis Redding


Otis Redding is awesome. This is known. Those who don't know it haven't really heard the man. Maybe they've heard "Sittin' By the Dock of the Bay," and are off-put by the whistling at the end. But they haven't heard "These Arms of Mine." They haven't heard the original "Respect" (Aretha was an ovarian interloper!). They haven't heard "Mr. Pitiful."

James Brown may be the Godfather of Soul, but Otis is Soul. Which makes no sense, because They were both around at the same time. But while James Brown had funk to spare and could get on the good foot for the big payback, Otis didn't need no purple cape to hold a crowd. Like Howlin' Wolf, Otis was all presence.


Monday, November 21, 2011

Pajamas Media's Generic Punk List

"So You Think You Hate Punk Rock? 5 Bands That Will Change Your Mind" sounds promising. It has precisely one band that most mainstream music fans haven't already heard of and associated with Punk Rock: Radio Birdman. The rest are the Damned, The Ramones, the Sex Pistols, and the Clash. All of which are fine (with reservations on the Clash that I'll go into later), but hardly a fresh look at the (non) genre. I would have added instead:

  • The Voidoids
  • Television
  • The Misfits
  • The Buzzcocks
All of which are second-tier bands of slightly less renown, and all of which bring a slightly different element. And as Glen Reynolds points out, there's a lot of good ground to be covered in Proto-Punk like the MC5 or the Stooges. That may not be Iggy Pop in the picture atop the article, but it's someone actively copying him.

C for effort. F for execution.


Monday, November 14, 2011

This Rolling Stones Video is Pretty Cool...



But I'm going to do a better one for my Apologetics Class as an intro to reading The Screwtape Letters. Look for it sometime in the spring. Bit busy at present.

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Rating My CD's: The Sound of the 90's

49. Radiohead -- The Bends


When the history of 90's rock is written, two bands will dominate it, bookends of the decade. The first band everyone wanted to be, and copied shamelessly. The second band everyone stood in awe of, and dared not imitate. Nirvana was the band that inaugurated the 1990's, and for many fans and musicians defined the sonic landscape of that decade. But by any objective standard, Radiohead owned that landscape, and expressed the zeitgeist for jaded critic and gushing fanboy alike.

For myself, I never much cared about Radiohead. I mean, we all heard "Creep" a hundred thousand million times back in the day, enough so that we began to sing along to it by sheer cultural osmosis. It hit the same sweet spot as "Comfortably Numb," allowing you to wallow in the melancholy that permeates late adolescence/young adulthood like water. But their titanic fin de siecle trilogy of albums -- OK Computer, Kid A, and Amnesiac -- made no dent on my consciousness. To date, I still haven't listened to the last two.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

The Earth Done Swallowed Me Up...

NOM NOM NOM
Radiohead review to follow later this week. Then, Otis Redding. And Then I can finally do R.E.M.!


Saturday, October 08, 2011

There's Actually a Band Called We Were Promised Jetpacks

Magnet's long-delayed print issue arrived today.

Their letters page was blank (get it?), but in the Spin-esque mini-review section I found that We Were Promised Jetpacks has been around for 10 years.

Suddenly this decade seems entirely different.

Talking Back to Punk Rock #15

"Yeah well, I'm living on doppio espressos from Starbucks. Don't have to put nothing into hock to pay for 'em either. Advantage: Me."

Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers, "Chinese Rocks"

Rating My CD's: There's a Thin Line

48. Pretenders -- The Singles


I vividly remember the day I picked this up. It was late in the fall of 2001, and I was at Potomac Mills or one of those gigantoid malls with my folks. They were shopping for some manner of housewares, and I was shopping for music. I'd just started teaching and finished paid off my credit card debt. I was writing punk rock reviews for a now defunct web site. So I had disposable income and desire; the twin engines of capitalism.

This was back when a good-sized mall had two or three places to buy CD's. I wandered about with great abandon, but didn't find the kind of music I was looking for. CD versions of albums by first-generation punk bands were still kinda hard to come by at stores. But I had read John Lydon's autobiography Rotten, in which Chrissie Hynde figures prominently. So this was deemed an acceptable substitute for L.A.M.F. or Blank Generation.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Rating My CD's: I Never Cared

47. Pink Floyd -- Animals


Between 1976-1978, those bands of the 60's still surviving had to deal with the sudden rise of Punk. Each did so in a different way. Led Zeppelin tried to trade punches with the New Wave on Presence, an album whose very name seems to shout "Hey, we're still here!" The Rolling Stones flipped a contemptuous bird at the kids with Some Girls, a big sloppy drug-crazed funk-rock masterpiece. And Pink Floyd laughed at them from a great height, pinkies extended, with this record, which condemns even as it shrugs its shoulders.

I have long considered this to be among the more boring records Floyd ever put out. Listening to it with great determination over these past weeks has not changed that assessment. I hear a lo-fi acoustic nod to Punk here, but that's all I hear. Dogs, Pigs, Wings, whatever. It all flows together into one aural mush.

Others disagree. Over at Ground and Sky, a handful of Floydians praise it most praisingly. It's described as "a great disc, easily as good as Dark Side and Wish You Were Here," "their descent from the peak of the mountain," "the heaviest and harshest Floyd record." I suppose if Pink Floyd were my favorite band, I'd consider this album heavy and harsh, but they aren't so I don't. To be sure, there's an intensity to this music: that of a dog chasing its tail. If this album didn't have a famously bleak cover and obvious allusions to George Orwell's most famous book (besides 1984), no one would care about it. At best, it prefigures the thematic and musical ideas of The Wall; at worst, it fails badly enough to require the band to revisit those ideas.

Sometimes misery is exactly that.

Grade: C 

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

REM Breaks Up

The 90's are officially over.

Which is handy, as as soon as I finish with Animals, I'll be onto the boys from Georgia right quick. Or something.

Talking Back to Punk Rock #14

"Hey, yeah, clever metaphor, especially with the 1-2-3 thing. Only problem, and this is minor, is that nobody calls guns "repeaters" anymore. I mean, what the fuck is this, 1873?"

-Fugazi, "Repeater"

Friday, September 16, 2011

Rating My CD's: Remember When You Were Young

47. Pink Floyd -- Wish You Were Here

So, So you think you can tell

Heaven from Hell

Blue Skies from pain

Can you tell a green field

From a cold steel rail

A smile from a veil

Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you to trade

Your heroes for ghosts?

Hot ashes for trees?

Hot air for a cool breeze?

Cold comfort for change?

And did you exchange

A walk-on part in the war

For a lead role in a cage?

How I wish

How I wish you were here

We're just two lost souls swimmin'in a fishbowl

Year after year

Running over the same old ground

What have we found?

The same old fears

Wish you were here

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Rating My CD's: I'm Going to Knock You Into Next Week

46. Pink Floyd -- Meddle


I was hipped to this disc by one of my female housemates, when I asked for her favorite Floyd record. I instantaneously liked the fact that it wasnt Dark Side of the Moon or The Wall. At the time, I was only passingly familiar with either of them, but the 22-year-old me wanted very much not to run his plow through fields already well-furrowed. So for a while, this was my favorite Floyd record (before you ask, of course I own Dark Side and The Wall. But they're on vinyl, so I won't be rating them here).

Certainly, Meddle has a subtlety that the other records lack. Pink Floyd may or may not have been the proggiest of prog-rock bands, but at their noodliest they clung lived to a Go-Big-Or-Go-Home aesthetic. So the very non-operatic nature of a lot of these songs, the un-thematic-cycle of them, can throw listeners for a loop. Compared to Wish You Were Here, this is just a collection of songs. And not a mind-blowing collection of songs, at that. But there's a strange spirit to them all, that oddly binds them together without any lyrical or structural commonality (such as I have noticed).

Rating My CD's: Lime and Limpid Green

45. Pink Floyd -- The Piper at the Gates of Dawn


What I know about Syd Barrett can be summed up as follows: 1) he was Floyd's frontman in the making of this record, their first; 2) he went out of his mind, somewhat due to the copious amounts of acid he was dropping during the making of this record, their first; 3) he ceased being the front man soon after, and although the band never forgot him, he ceased to have any major part of the band after this record, their first.

So I'm not going to write about Barret. Yes, his story is sad, and yes, it can be argued that some kind of rock'n'roll genius was lost forever. So what? The greats burning out or fading away is an old tired script at this point. It's not interesting; it's not enlightening. It's just sad, and I'm not going to bother with it.

Because I also know that this record is one of the most self-consciously, determinedly, gloriously pretentious slabs of noise to escape from 1967. And that's saying something. This is the year of Moby Grape, of the Doors first record, of Sgt. Goddamn Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. And Floyd out-weirds them all, without even trying. Amid whatever was going on, this band threw everything but the kitchen sink out, and slipped halfway through, and somehow, even 40+ years removed from it's time and place, it still works.


Monday, September 12, 2011

Crazy Diamonds are Invited to Shine On

Today is the thirty-sixth anniversary of the release of Pink Floyd's Wish You Were, and so a fitting day to begin The Week of Floyd at Genre Confusion. In which, I shall do the following:

  • Ponder the Insane Stupid Bloated Hippie Music that is Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  • Pat myself on the back for owning Meddle
  • Fulsomely Praise Wish You Were Here
  • Scratch my head about Animals
For the nonce, enjoy this:

Monday, September 05, 2011

Rating My CD's: Grrrl Blues

44. Liz Phair -- Exile in Guyville


I don't have many female artists in my collection. I don't know why. I'm not conscious of any particular animus against female singers or songwriters. I like the way women sing. My wife sings beautifully at church, and she's not even in the choir.

But when it comes to women in pop music, I usually find myself underwhelmed to actively irritated. Bjork? Dork. Madonna? Don't wanna. Fiona Apple? Old Crabapple. And I can keep doing that.

Nor did the Riot Grrrl movement ever do anything for me. I'm sorry, but listening to ladies screech their victimhood while pretending to parody rock's macho stud postures is nowhere near as clever or transgressive as everyone seems to have thought.

Friday, September 02, 2011

Loutallica and The Insane White Posse

Okay, so Lou Reed and Metallica are doing an album. Fine. The guy behind Metal Machine Music hooking up with LarsCo should surprise no one. The album covers looks like something Tool left on the cutting-room floor, but whatevs. Good for them. Maybe it won't suck.

But Jack White cutting a song with the Insane Clown Posse? The news made me a little sad inside. And it's not because I consider ICP unworthy of the Hipster Sage of Nashville. The White Stripes are hardly cultivated. And it's not because I find ICP so repellent and loathsome that the very mention of their name inspires violence. Fat kids who can't read need music, too.

No, I find the ICP's self-conception completely at odds with what they actually do. If they were just another (c)rap-rock band from the sticks, then there would be nothing specifically objectionable about them. At the very least, they don't consider themselves sex gods like Fred Durst clearly does.

But ICP seems to think of themselves as artists, the leaders of a movement of the dispossessed, and speakers of a primal truth. They think that every thing they do, from their juvenile name on down, is terribly terribly clever. That annoys me more than any goofy makeup or sprayed Faygo.

But if you listen to the song, and you don't laugh, then there's probably something wrong with you. Because it's a cover of a Mozart song called "Leck Mich am Arsch" ("lick me in the ass," the German equivalent of "get stuffed"). Underground classical ditty about nothing? How can ICP not be perfect for that?

Insane Clown Posse - Leck Mich Im Arsch by Third Man Records

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Haterz Gonna Hate

News Flash!
For the same reason that high school girls hate other high school girls: They're unformed people whose towering egos cover for their abysmal insecurities.

U mad, bro?

Rating My CD's: Angular Boredom

43. Modest Mouse -- We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank


Sometimes, when I review a CD, I'm stuck for something to say about it. I'm not really in the mood to listen to it, and repeated listenings to get myself in the mood inspire nothing in me. When that happens, blogging lulls occur. I start buying mp3's on iTunes, vinyl at record stores, anything to pump up my energy for a task whereof the taste has left me.

Today, I say the hell with it. This CD is not very good. I can tell because I'm bored with the very process of discussing it.

And I'm surprised this time. Sure, even I knew I was in for a labor writing about Ilad and The Good, The Bad, and the Queen. But back when I first bought this CD, I actually kind of liked it. I've had albums that I disliked at first, only to have them grow on me. I can't recall another occasion where I liked something well enough to say that it was "pretty damn good" only to be sick of it eighteen months later.

This music is too ponderous for me, too cleverly heavy, too "angular." In short, it commits all the sins of Good News for People Who Like Bad News while retaining none of that album's graces. The result is that this album feels like work, and if I wanted to work at music writing, I wouldn't be keeping a volume of unedited snark about all my possible employers out here on teh Intertubes where everyone can see it.

So begone, Modest Mouse. Your name describes your output too accurately to warrant further consideration.

Grade: C

Friday, August 19, 2011

Summertime Blues

Summer's almost over, but Rocking out is still possible. At least, if you know where to get vinyl:


PLAY IT LOUD.

Rating My CD's: We Worked Harder Than This

42. Modest Mouse -- Good News For People Who Love Bad News


Modest Mouse has a certain aesthetic, and I'm not sure if it's an aesthetic I share. These guys clearly take what they do seriously, try to write new and different hooks, intelligent and decipherable lyrics, and labor (as you must labor) to keep it loose. But something about this record just screams "2004" to me, as though that were a time long ago that I've walled off.

I was certainly living differently then: unmarried, different part of the state, different car that I was driving to New York on a monthly basis to see my girlfriend. I ate up a lot of miles in that year, and GNFPWLBN still feels like the soundtrack to those road trips. So maybe that's it.

But then again, maybe not.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

My Ding-a-Ling

I put this on the Novelty Records show for Rock'n'Roll Archaeology, and now I can't get it out of my head. So suffer along with me.

This was Chuck Berry's only #1 hit, which I suspect is due to the way he giggles it up here.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Things I Learned from Reading Fluxblog II

Because:

  • Kanye West is a Marvel; Jay-Z is a DC.
  • Matthew Sweet has nothing to do with the Illuminati
  • The emotional center of a Shabazz Palaces song is "oooh wee"
  • Being anxious to skip ahead to some point in the future is sometimes about wanting more than the world can possibly give you
  • Making eye contact with forced assurance could blow holes in people's faces. Like a Cyclops.
  • Things which are obvious in retrospect seem patently false at the time.
  • The last few Sonic Youth records have been middle-of-the-road.
  • Sound in original context produce less attachment than sound in artistic quotation marks.

Monday, August 15, 2011

It's Like Christmas 2: Filter Gives Us Another Fucking List of Records They Like

Double-thanks for not even doing it at the year's proper midpoint, you whores.

Let's see what they picked:
  1. Fleet Foxes -- Helplessness Blues. "I gave my love a cherry that had no stone...."
  2. Paul Simon -- So Beautiful or So What. The latter.
  3. Battles -- Gloss Drop. Coming Soon to an Ice Capades near you.
  4. Explosions in the Sky -- Take Care, Take Care, Take Care. You Suck, You Suck, You Suck.
  5. James Blake -- James Blake. James Blake.
  6. Panda Bear -- Tomboy. As a rule, I hate any record that anyone uses the word "lush" to review. It invariably promises lame techno tricks disguised as deep feeling. I wonder if you're legally required to present your removed testicles to Filter before they bestow the moniker.
  7. Other Lives -- Tamer Animals. The White Stripes died for this?
  8. Gang Gang Dance -- Eye Contact. Oh, dear. Someone seems to have murdered Florence + the Machine and then resurrected them with some kind of voodoo ceremony into the bodies of Sailor Moon characters. My wife will be so unhappy.
  9. Iron & Wine -- Kiss Each Other Clean. 'Natch.
  10. Danger Mouse & Daniele Luppi -- Rome. I loves ya, DM, honest I do. But why you brought Jack White in for his singing voice on an orchestral record like this defies my imagination. Also, where the hell is Penfold?
  11. R.E.M. -- Collapse Into Now. Grampa done woke up, and he wants him some loud git-tar before  his afternoon constitutional. But don't keep it up too long, or he'll start a-mumblin' agin.
  12. Shabazz Palaces -- Black Up. Because what Hip-Hop needs is a lounge act that gives its songs Fiona-Apple-Style names.
  13. Beastie Boys -- Hot Sauce Commitee Part Two. OMG Remember Back to the Future?
  14. Floating Action -- Desert Etiquete. I got bored listening to the samples and went and listened to Vincebus Eruptum by Blue Cheer for the first time instead. Now I have to decide if I want it on iTunes or CD.
  15. Black Lips -- Arabia Mountain. Do you think that if these guys step into the same room as the Black Angels, the fabric of Space-Time will rip? Or will they just cancel each other out?
  16. J Mascis -- Several Shades of Why. Yet none explain why everyone decided midway through the last decade that everybody has to pretend to be a folkie.
  17. The Dodos -- No Color. Especially when there are perfectly good real folkies, like these guys.
  18. Bill Callahan -- Apocalypse. Or this guy.
  19. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. -- It's a Corporate World. The band name isn't funny. The album name isn't funny. What's funny is this guy singing "We Almost Lost Detroit" with sincerity. Like, "Whew! The Motor City Sure Dodged a Bullet That Time!"
  20. The Sea and Cake -- The Moonlight Butterfly. This isn't a bad band. They play the same indie-folkie-pop as everyone else on this list, but they play it well. But this album represents the nadir of post-modern musical packaging. To wit: the band is called "The Sea and Cake." Two things that, in most circumstances, have nothing whatever to do with one another. What does this mean? What does it evoke? NOTHING.  The album is called "The Moonlight Butterfly." Not "The Moonlit Butterfly," which would create a specific, and lovely, image. No, it's "The Moonlight Butterfly," which means NOTHING. And what's the cover art? A pencil drawing of an elephant on yellow.

Free Music: La Resistance

In Space, No One Can Hear You Suck.

The name's a leetle precious, and their write-up doesn't do anything to downplay that reaction ("the Factory Records"?)

But they're offering their whole debut record, Philosophy (which is a good album name), for free at their web site.

And they don't sound bad at all. They add just a touch of power-pop cheer to the general post-punk moodiness, and it works. A real Joy Division, you might say.


The Deepest Mystery of Black Flag...

...isn't how they survived with Henry Rollins as long as they did.

No, it's how anyone in their right mind would prefer My War to Slip it In.

But I suppose that's an argument for another day.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Rating My CD's: Beg, Steal, or Borrow

41. Ray LaMontagne and the Pariah Dogs -- God Willin' and the Creek Don't Rise


I wrote a while ago that I wanted to buy this, on packaging alone: Good band name, good album name, good cover art. A real K.I.S.S. operation.

I finally did buy it at Target a few weeks ago, and initially I was disappointed. Somehow, I'd built it up too much, and the actual album didn't quite sound like the album in my head. Or perhaps, I'd been listening to it exclusively in my car, and this maybe isn't a car record.

I'd like to the critic-y thing and put it in it's proper place and context in the Genre of Country, or Country-Rock, or Alt.country, or whatever, but actually I don't want to, because Genres Suck. The only reason I'd want to do that would be to demonstrate to other nerds that I actually know what I'm talking about, but has anyone who reads this blog (I know you're out there; I can see your pageviews) ever been convinced of that? To ask the question is to answer it.

At any rate, on my home stereo, this record sounds good. I still don't know who Ray LaMontagne is, but he has a decent voice (miles better than Jeff Tweedy), and by the standard of this album, a pretty good producer. This album is sweetness and light, mirthy misery, a soft summer shower. It's on right now, as I usually have a record on when I write about it, but right now I want to listen to it more than I want to write about it.

Music is supposed to be evocative, and right now this is evoking something pretty powerful in me. Something sad but determined, bruised but unbroken, stirred but not shaken. Or some such cliche, which is usually the thing you fall to when trying to put the language of the soul into the language of the mouth. Maybe if I reach for my Rock Snob's Dictionary, I can find a word that approximates my reaction to this record. Perhaps "plangent" will do:
Plangent. Stand-by rock-critic used to lend a magical aura to any nonaggressive guitar-based music (even though the word's primary meaning is "loud and resonating"). Stipes' muffled vocals and Buck's charming, plangent guitar made R.E.M.'s Murmur one of the most auspicious debuts of the 80's.
Aren't you glad I don't write like that? I sure am.


Grade: LL 



"You're Gonna Pay" is Available on iTunes Now!

As is Wilson Getchel's other song, "Before You Reach Waco.

They're both good. Buy them.

Sunday, August 07, 2011

Remember Blender?

Yeah, I know it folded two years ago, retreating to an online presence that hasn't been updated since March.

But I found this Mad-esque mockery of a real Blender front page I did almost exactly six years ago, and I felt like posting it.


I'm pretty sure "The Nuttiest Hair in Rock" was real. The rest I thought moderately pithy back in 2005. Your mileage may vary.

Saturday, August 06, 2011

You're Gonna Pay

I displayed this already at Revolutionary Nonsense, but it bears repeating:



I've been chatting on Twitter with M. Getchel, and he tells me the song will be on iTunes next week. I will buy it. You should, too.

Friday, August 05, 2011

Rating My CD's: The Lewis Boogie

40. Jerry Lee Lewis -- 18 Original Sun Greatest Hits


Back in 1993, when the Rolling stones were recording Voodoo Lounge in County Kildare, Ireland, they discovered that Jerry Lee Lewis was hiding out from the IRS down the road apiece. Serendipity, right? So they bring the ol' sumbitch into the studio, and jam away. But when Jerry Lee hears the playback, he starts picking the Stones apart, a little "Hey, that drum's a bit slow there; that guitar isn't on point there..." And Keith Richards loses his temper, tells him to back the expletive off, and storms out. Upon which, Jerry Lee turns around and says "Well, it usually works."

I've had this disc forever. I think I either picked it up on Amazon, in the earliest days of same, or it was part of a package I got for joining BMG way the hell back in the summer of 1998. In any case, I got it for the same reason that anyone of my generation ever picked up a Jerry Lee Lewis: that one scene in Top Gun when a wasted Goose howled his way through "Great Balls of Fire" at the piano, and it sequed to Mav on his motorbike with what's-her-name, with the Jerry Lee original in the background. Whatever I thought of that movie as a kid, I loved that song. It was and is perfect, pure boogie, sex and noise and punch.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Rating My CD's: A-Wop-Bop A-Loo-Bop, A Good Goddamn

39. Little Richard -- Georgia Peach

The original lyrics to "Tutti Frutti" were all about butt sex:

Tutti Frutti -- Good Booty
If it fits, don't force it
You can grease it, make it easy
A Wop-Bop A-Loo-Bop, a Good Goddamn
That's according to Jim Miller, author of Flowers in the Dustbin: The Rise of Rock n' Roll 1947-1977 (see link below), a pretty good cultural history of the classic rock n' roll era. Apparently Richard Penniman had no plan of recording "Tutti Frutti" until a producer convinced him that it would be a hit if he just excised all the naughty lyrics. He did and it was, and the result was one of the great nonsense phrases of Rock. The recorded "Tutti Frutti" isn't about anything but a Whole Lot of Shakin' Goin' On. Little Richard just howls and shrieks and hits that ecstatic thrill that Rock'n'Roll so often promises but fails to really deliver.


Saturday, July 23, 2011

Amy Winehouse RIP

Insert your own "Should-a gone to rehab" joke here.

A promising career and talent shuffled off. A shame.



The missus will be listening to her for the rest of the day. Amy Winehouse caused her to cave to buying albums on iTunes.

It also caused her to do this:

Halloween, 2008. Her arms are more toned now
(She is looking over my shoulder as I type).
Sometimes you sing the blues, and sometimes the blues sing you.

My Car Got Busted Into

And the insurance-wrangling and repairs have delayed my posting.

The thief got away with my gym bag, containing old gym shoes and brand new, unused workout clothes.

My Johnny Cash box set was untouched. There's no accounting for taste.

Monday, July 18, 2011

I Suppose I Could Care About Paul McCartney...

...but I don't.

And by this I mean care about any of McCartney's post-Beatle work. Among certain rock snobs, of course, McCartney's status as a pop tunesmith means certain of his records require respectful consideration. But while I respect the talent, I can't put myself in McCarney's audience.



This is good; this is well-crafted. But I don't care about it. It doesn't move anything in me. I can nod my head at it, but if I never heard it again, I wouldn't feel the poorer for it.

I don't know if that's my deficit or Paul McCartney's, but there it is.

Friday, July 15, 2011

It's Going to Be a Rockabilly Kind of Week

For some reason, my post-zeppelin L's are full of 50's stuff: Little Richard is next, and then Jerry Lee Lewis. I didn't plan it this way, but there it is.



From the comments: "Prince, is that you?"

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Black Keys, Danger Mouse Working Together

They worked together before, on Attack & Release, and according to Spin, on Brothers as well.  So I don't know why Under the Radar thinks this is news. But a record in the vein of the Clash & the Cramps sounds wicked tasty.

Rating My CD's: A Lot of Rhythm

38. -- Let's Go! That Rockabilly Rhythm


I suppose I should be filing this under "V" for that bestselling tunesmith "Various Artists" but since those words appear nowhere on this disc, I ain't gonna. Compilations is as compilations do, and this one...well.

I bought it at Starbucks. Yeah. I'm that guy. If you want to know why Starbucks keeps selling music to the phony hip and the crazy pampered, look no further. Because every now and again I see one of their bizarre choices and decide I have to have it. Because a corporation that earns so much hatred for the vile sin of selling coffee well has to have something going for it. And because, as I've mentioned before, I dig 50's stuff.


Monday, July 11, 2011

I'm a Man of Means, By No Means...

Hear, Hear! has a neat little retrospective on Roger Miller, who I largely know because I still have the Swingers soundtrack (ah, 1998...):



Apparently he was quite the productive little tunesmith. Which you have to be, to survive.

Friday, July 08, 2011

That's all the Zep I can take for a while.

I considered throwing on a Coda (get it?) about the later Zep albums that I don't have, but the name of the series is Rating My CD's, not Babbling Incoherently About CD's I Don't Have.

So what's coming in the future at Genre Confusion?

Friday, July 01, 2011

Rating My CD's: Physical Exhaustion

37. Led Zeppelin -- Physical Graffiti


When Joey Ramone died in 2001, Bill Wyman at Salon.com summed up the shift that his band had caused in the mid-70's thusly:

When the first Ramones records were released, high school friends and I would sit in one of our rooms, huddled around the stereo. (Parents would yell if we turned it up.) We tried to parse the lyrics, the sounds, the meanings. We didn't know much about pop history, but we could sense the sendups -- "You're Gonna Kill That Girl," the title a slap at the Beatles's "You're Gonna Lose That Girl"; the indolent drawl with which Johnny sang the thing a slap at the indolent Mick Jagger.
Once we figured out the Zen of it, the world looked different. Bands like the Eagles and the Who sounded weak, Pink Floyd sounded mannered, Zeppelin almost flatulent.
When I first read that, I knew exactly what he meant, even though I knew it to be a less-than-just description of Zeppelin's catalogue. But when it comes to Physical Graffiti, the word "flatulent" becomes almost apt.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Rating My CD's: The Universal White-Boy Unconscious

36. Led Zeppelin -- IV/Zoso/Runes/Old Fart With a Bunch of Sticks/The One With "Stairway"/Whatever


I chose to open this Rating My CD's death-march series with a one word review of Back in Black because coming up with something to say about Back in Black that hadn't been said a thousand times already proved insurmountable. Basically, I owned Back in Black because it was a well-loved hard-rock record by a well-loved hard-rock band, and suburban doughboys like myself like them some hard-rock. It may as well have come in the mail with the Pennysaver.

I'm rather tempted to kick the same punt right now. I mean, this is freakin' Zeppelin IV we're talking about here. What the hell am I gonna do, make stupid guesses about what "bustle in your hedgerow" actually means? Thunderously declaim that I will never tire of "Rock and Roll"no matter how many car commercials it appears in? Issue the "One of us! One of us!" chant at Robert Plant on behalf of anyone that's ever played Dungeons & Dragons, for "The Battle for Evermore"? How do you write about something ubiquitous?

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Rating My CD's: Alchemy

35. Led Zeppelin -- III


Bands are a product of human alchemy, of a group of individuals offering their talents to make a unified sound. Sometimes, that alchemy mixes individuals who work well together and survive decades of the grind of rehearse-record-tour. The Rolling Stones are still around because Mick Jagger and Keith Richards have an unshakeable chemical bond. In other cases, such as the Sex Pistols, the mixture was inherently unstable, in fact deliberately designed to combust.

Combustion was more or less what Zeppelin was selling on it's first two albums, or more properly combust-a-bility (Bust-a-bility!), as John Adams would put it. Which is why III has always been their head-fake record; their pastoral yawp from the Welsh hill country. They were the biggest band in the world at this point, and they made what's basically an acoustic-electric-folk record. Because they felt like it.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Dude! The Song "Houses of the Holy" isn't on the Album "Houses of the Holy"

Houses of the Holy isn't the only Zeppelin album I don't have. I don't have any of the ones after Physical Graffiti, either. But HoTH may be the only one I still might want, since III arrived by Amazon yesterday.



My dad had Houses on eight-track; I remember seeing it as a kid. Maybe it was the naked kids on the picture that threw me off. But I'm seriously considering throwing down for it on iTunes.



For that matter, I don't think I've ever seen "The Song Remains the Same." No one can fault the guys in Zeppelin for making a movie about being the biggest band in the world. Otherwise, we'd have to throw out Hard Day's Night, wouldn't we? But I never felt the need to see it. that might mean something, but I suspect it doesn't.



Here's the thing about this band: the first time I ever listened to "She's Crafty" from License to Ill, I knew they were sampling a Zeppelin riff. I didn't know the album or even the name of the song ("The Ocean") until just now. But I knew who it was.



And now I'm debating whether this would be worth owning on vinyl. I shall have to consider the matter most carefully and thoughtfully. In the meantime, You should buy this, even if I haven't.




UPDATE: I went with Amazon MP3. It was totally worth it.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Rating My CD's: British Blues

34. Led Zeppelin -- II


Will Durant once wrote that Christianity did not destroy the ancient pagan world; rather, it was the last great creation of it. To me, Led Zeppelin fulfills a similar dynamic with regard to the mid-to-late 60's British Blues scene that spawned it. So I don't care what Lester Bangs snarked from a fictional future about Zep in the midst of giving praise to the Yardbirds:

The Yardbirds, as I said, were incredible. They came stampeding in and just blew everybody clean off the tracks. They were so fucking good, in fact, that people were still imitating 'em as much as a decade later, and getting rich doing it I might add, because the original band of geniuses didn't last that long. Of course, none of their stepchildren were half as good, and got increasingly pretentious and overblown as time went on until about 1973 a bunch of emaciated fops called Led Zeppelin played their final concert when the lead guitarist was assassinated by an irate strychnine freak in the audience with a zip gun just fifty-eight minutes two-and-a-half-hour virtuoso solo on one bass note.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Behold, For it is Time to Get the Led Out.

I actually thought I could knock out at least one of my CD categories in a year. It's been a year and a half, and I've gotten through 31 albums. But it's okay, as I'm now getting to one of my favorite bands, which happens to be one of everyone's favorite bands.

So this week is Zeppelin Week at Genre Confusion. All posts will be Zeppelin-related. I've got 4 Zep CD's to praise with my spoon-edged wit. You're all going to gorge on Page, Plant, Jones, and Bonham until you're ready to puke like you'd done this:

You thought I was going to make a Bonham joke, didn't you?
So strap on your Les Paul, ready your Tolkein references, and get ready to party like it's 1969. Which is to say, like this:

Friday, June 24, 2011

What a Difference a Name Makes

I'm probably not going to buy Graham Colton's Pacific Coast Eyes . Nothing discussed with approving references to Counting Crows (I can learn tolerance for lots of things, but not "Mr. Jones") is going to get my hard-earned cash. But as an example good album art and good album names, it can scarcely be bettered.



The colors are right, the focus is right, and the name "Pacific Coast Eyes" suggests a pun without actually being one. Far too many album and band names get them to a punnery and go no farther; this is an improvement.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Rating My CD's: God Save Strawberry Jam

33. The Kinks -- The Kinks are the Village Green Society


The Kinks are a bunch of dorks. This album proves it.

That's not just me talking. The aforementioned Rock Snob's Dictionary sums this album -- supposedly a "lost masterpiece" among Rock Snobs (whoever the hell they are) -- as "pastoral Victorian whimsy" released a year too late to cash in on it.

Yet it remains beloved of critics and nerds, who love nothing so much as trying to convince people that excessively wrought glockenspiel solos are the greatest thing since Elvis wandered into the Memphis Recording Service.

Now, I haven't a thing against glockenspiel solos, or expressions of pastoral Victorian whimsy. So I don't mind The Kinks are the Village Green Preservation Society. In fact, I'll admit that some of these songs have a wonderful knack for infecting your brain. "Picture Book" probably wrote the bible on what it means for a song to be "jangly", but it's got a nice shuffle to it. "Last of the Steam-Powered Trains,"
a rather kitschy blues, is better for the solo, which bursts out of the melody into something resembling a rock song. "Wicked Annabella" also satisfies the craving for rock, but it seems odd and out of place, a desperate reminder of what the Kinks were doing a few years previously. And I'm almost prepared to forgive "Johnny Thunder" for the opening line "lives on water, feeds on lightning."

But there's plenty on here that's simply irritating. "Monica" sounds like the Ventures rewritten as Muzak." "People take Pictures" is a tedious diptych of "Picture Book" that undermines the first song. And the requisite Floydish hippy silliness appears, apropos of nothing, on "Phenomenal Cat."

As a microcosm of what's wrong with this record, I choose "Big Sky," a rather dopey expression of 60's Romanticism, without any of the threat or sense of taboo violation that makes Romanticisim interesting. Dave Davies' guitar, which livened up "Steam Powered Trains" so nicely, gets buried underneath orchestral arrangements. In fairness, the stuffing also does much to obscure the rather banal lyrics about "big city lies." But not enough.

It takes some careful pop melodicism to make this kind of Little-England bigotry sound transgressive, and Ray Davies certainly brings that. But I'm afraid, like Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, this album gets by more on it's minted status as a flower-power curio than repeated listenings.

Then again, it does have oompahs.


Grade: OK     

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Post-Punk Lo-Fi Alt-Country Power-Trio

These and other terms I have absorbed over the course of weekend with The Rock Snob's Dictionary, a book I'm almost positive was intended as a joke platform to snark at bands and musicians that the artist's don't like. It's useful, in that I learned a few things, such as the existence of people who plume their elitism by referring to Bob Dylan as "Zimmy." And the combination of this book and Keith Richards' autobiography has actually made me want to give Gram Parsons' music a listen. I probably won't, though, because I already spent my music budge for the month on a Black Angels CD.


Somehow, I'll manage



Thursday, June 16, 2011

If you haven't noticed...

The radio show I write for, Rock'n'Roll Archaeology, is linked at the top of the next column. We "explore the musical mysteries of the Rock'n'Roll era," which means we drop knowledge on the heads of fools who don't know anything about anything before the 1970's. We can be heard at midnight on Saturdays on 88.1 WYPR in the Baltimore/Washington area.

For those of you not so fortunate as to live near these Meccas of culture, here's the link to the podcast of our first episode. What is the first Rock'n'Roll song? There will be a test.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Heavy Rock

Over at Fast N' Bulbous, Fester makes a strong argument for putting proto- and 1st generation-punk, early heavy metal, early 70's funk, and a few other hard rock noise merchants into a super genre called Heavy Rock. Not only did Lester Bangs and such use the term back in the day, but it moves away from having to slice finer and finer microgenres for each subculture. It would be unifying.

Plus, the first album on the list is Fun House. What's not to love?

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Talking Back to Punk Rock #13

"So you're saying you DON'T want to be an intellectually disabled citizen of your home country? What a bold, transgressive statement. You have shocked us all again, Billie Joe, and we're totally going to forgive you for Warning!

By the way, why don't you age? Do you mainline collagen or something?"

-Green Day "American Idiot" 

Monday, June 06, 2011

Hugh Laurie a Bluesman?

Yes. Yes he is. And by Hear, Hear!'s standards, a fine one:

Give the album a chance and you’ll be converted. By the time Let Them Talk has played out in its full glory, you’ll have forgotten this is a blues album by an actor. It’ll be more “where’s this guy been all these years?”

I always wondered why House always had guitars on the al of his apartment. I thought it was just good TV writing.

Bleh

Long weekend, summer cold, and I can't concieve of an activity less appealing to me than listening to Jamie XX's (Because he had his identity stolen by the White Man, twice?) new single.

So I'm going to review that Red Sammy CD I mentioned, and I'm going to review Village Green Preservation Society. I just can't decide when.

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Lemme be Honest...

I like Andrew Earles a lot. He's funny, and he's forgotten more about popular music than I'll ever know. But I can't pretend that I have the slightest idea what he's talking about in this piece, because he's forgotten more about popular music than I'll ever know. And I'm pretty sure I'm older than he is. Hell, I still think it's kinda funny that the Feelies covered "Everyone Has Something To Hide 'Cept for Me and My Monkey." My record collection is abysmal compared to the "perfect" one he's been building. Here it is, in it's entirety:

Actually, I think the whole song is pretty funny...
So I can't claim claim the kind of authority that's necessary to denounce other people's tastes as objectively ridiculous. And I'm not sure I even want to. Sure, damning the folly of others hasn't stopped being fun, and there's certainly a fair bit of pretentious hipsterism that I will hold as a sacred task to slap around like the proverbial red-head stepchild. But I can't possibly say that the stuff I review here is truly, objectively, good. Or bad. Or indifferent. This is all about me, and what I like. I will never be an expert. Just a fan.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Graveyard Country Music

Last night I was watching Wifey's Glass Mind Theater show, and I got to meet two of the guys in Red Sammy, a country-blues-folk band with some pretty serious soul. As it turns out, Adam Trice had heard Rock n' Roll Archaeology, my radio show, the previous Saturday, and gave me a free advance copy of their about-to-be-released CD, A Cheaper Kind of Love Song. Watch this space for a review later this week.

Oh, and the title of this post? That's their catchphrase. I like it a lot.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The New Raveonettes Sounds Awful...

...and I haven't heard a note.

the revealingly titled Raven in the Grave is rife with the somber, gossamer 4AD mannerisms of yore. The dreamy longings of “Forget That You’re Young” decisively call up the specter of Cocteau Twins, while “Apparitions,” with menacing gallop and funereal atmospherics, has Clan of Xymox’s mournful markings all over it.

The Raveonettes need their Surf Riffs. It's what makes them interesting. Poor fools, they peaked with their first EP.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Talking Back to Punk Rock #13

"So who's stopping you? You know where the garage is."

-The Ramones, "Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue"

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Rating My CD's: Fancy

32. The Kinks -- Face to Face


I hate listening to the radio. At best, Tesla's Marconi's century-old invention exudes tedious middlebrow talkiness; at worst, the complete absence of thought. And that's only the actual content: radio commercials are a whole other way to get under my skin. If I ever meet the bastards behind the Cars for Kids ad, I will not be held responsible for my actions.

But back in 2000 I didn't have much of a choice. I was driving a 1988 Lincoln Mark VII whose reliability taught me to curse auto mechanics in the saltiest of terms. I had lost my first job and was alternating between temping and collecting unemployment. Disposable income was not part of my life experience, so new car stereos and new CD fodder for mix tapes weren't either.

So after wearying of almost all the commercial stations in the Delaware Valley, my housemate hipped me to the local University of Pennsylvania station. Although the pledge/membership ads were fully as dull as any other desperate attempt to part me from my cash, at least they played songs not pile-drived into my head ad infinitum. And one afternoon in the late spring to early summer, I heard the first Kinks song that made me give a damn about them:

The Major Lazer Video

To be blunt, I lacked the courage to respond with Andrew Earle's tart invective. The experience pole-axed me, and I still can't express my reaction in anything like critical terms.


No, I'm not going to link it. You know how to use the Internet.

Thursday, May 05, 2011

New Beastie Boys Album

To Buy or Not to Buy? Honestly, To the Five Boroughs kind of soured me on everything since Ill Communications.

Here's Pitchfork:

Looking at their arc from a purely musical perspective, you could divide their career in half at the midpoint of that decade-- at some point between 1994's Ill Communication and 1998's Hello Nasty. Their first four full-lengths came in less than eight years, and during this stretch, they were hungry and on the move, restlessly searching for new avenues of music expression. They're just now getting to their third proper album (fourth, if you want to count 2007's instrumental LP The Mix Up) in the 17 years since.

I think that's just about right. Hello Nasty is good, but not great, and they've only gotten older since. Every critic's desperate attempt to plump them up as "Beastie Men" or "engaged post-wiseasses," has failed to cover up the fact that they've lost their spark and are basically decaying into a Beastie Boys cover band.

But hey, I could be wrong.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Rating My CD's: Aging Balding Star

31. Kings of Leon -- Aha Shake Heartbreak


Two years ago, the wife and I spent our anniversary in Philadelphia for a Kings of Leon concert. We kicked around my old stomping grounds, bought  tees, savored the aroma of cannabis wafting from the levels beneath us, and had a grand time. I would call it about the peak of my KoL fandom. Since then, I've progressively lost interest.

It's the sort of thing that happens with bands: you discover them, pour over them, wait with growing expectation for successive releases, and then lose the thrill. They wouldn't be the only band I did this with this decade (Hi, Black Rebel Motorcyle Club), but they may have been my favorite.

And I haven't really wanted to dwell on the why, because the why digs at one of the most annoying cavils that people toss at bands: "They sold out." I hate listening to people whine about their favorite bands selling out as soon as more than 50 people have heard of them. Your favorite groups don't suck because you have to share them with people ostensibly less cool than you are. They suck because any group that a status-obsessed nerd such as you likes is bound to be awful.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Band Professionalism

Other McCain, whom I normally link at The Essayist, has a smart post about what Brian Epstein brought to the Beatles -- Professionalism:


For all the bohemian mythos about performers as artists pouring out the innermost secrets of their souls, it’s really just show business. And professionalism is about respect for one’s audience, providing them with the maximum enjoyment by maintaining the illusion that the performer is somehow set apart from the common run of mankind, so that what is seen on stage is really something special.
There is an exchange -- sometimes more than one -- between artist and audience, and exchanges need to operate according to some of the rules of trade, and also some kind of basic respect. It doesn't really matter the genre; one of the most professional bands of the last thirty-five years was the Ramones. They survived for twenty years without strong album sales because they ruthlessly toured and professionally performed. Johnny Ramone gets a lot of the credit for that: he gave a damn about what the band looked like, how they walked across the stage, how long the set was taking to perform.

Joe Strummer echoes these thoughts (3:59 at the link, unless you want to listen to Dee Dee's comments first)

Record Store Day: Rain Edition.

I stumbled into the Record and Tape Traders in Towson on the second Record Store Day back in 2008, unaware of the event. The clerks filled me in on the details and I excitedley purchased a Dead Weather single. I've been wanting to hit up Soundgarden in Fells Point -- a participating store, which R&TT technically isn't -- ever since. But for the last two years, circumstances have kept me away. I don't remember the details; it's the kind of nonsense that married people have to deal with. My wife would know.

Yesterday, I was determined. I'd primed wifey with the idea that This Was Going To Happen. I'd budgeted the cash. I'd printed my Amazon Wish List. All was ready for me to breath record store air.

Google Could Own the Music Industry

Apparently, quite easily.

I got news for you: they already do. Eventually, they'll get around to putting in the paperwork.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Alternative and Metal Blog

German, but also posts in English.

The Background is black, as it should be.


Tuesday, April 12, 2011

New Strokes: Another Point of View

ChartAttack likes it just fine, if 4/5 is a "just fine" rating.

The half-buried vocals sound more compressed than usual in places, and Casablancas' vapid, self-loathing lyrics tread familiar ground. But the songs themselves are as catchy as ever, sinking their hooks into you with guilty-pleasure guitar and vocal melodies underscored by the band's signature tight, fat rhythms.
So more or less what Pitchfork said, except they make it sound like a good thing.

As for myself, I listened to it streaming on the Strokes website when it was available, and I was underwhelmed. First the White Stripes break up, and now the Strokes embrace the meh. This decade is not starting well.

Record Store Day Releases: The Spin List

Spin is lame at best, but any info about Record Store Day releases are welcome, especially as I don't find RSD's web site terribly user-friendly. In fact, from a content-design point of view, main-page navigation kind of sucks.

What I might want:

  1. 13th Floor Elevators 
  2. White Stripes
  3. Nirvana
  4. The Dangermouse/Jack White/Norah Jones thing
  5. Freddy King might be good
  6. Mastodon's ZZ Top cover might be tempting
  7. Pink Floyd
  8. Velvet Underground

Monday, April 11, 2011

Lester Bangs Quote of the Day

At its best New Wave/punk represents a fundamental and age-old Utopian dream: that if you give people the license to be as outrageous as they want in absolutely any fashion they can dream up, they'll be creative about it, and do something good besides.
-New Musical Express, 1977

The key phrase in the above would seem to be "At its best." By this definition, punk was only at its best at the beginning, before creativity had given way to creed. 

Sunday, April 10, 2011

God, Music Sucked in the 80's...

They even found a way to make Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, Jerry Lee Lewis and Carl Perkins sound lame:

Rating My CD's: And the White Knight is Talking Backwards...

30. Jefferson Airplane -- Surrealistic Pillow


I was the oldest, and I've never thought that to be any fun. Every child finds something to lament about their  rank in the birth line; for me it was never having anyone ahead of me to guide me and show me cool stuff. Music and comic books and other trappings of youth culture have depended on older brothers and cousins since time immemorial. In this area, I was on my own.

Two friends were instrumental in helping me to develop my tastes in music and other things. The first was a fellow military brat I spent a lot of time with while living on base in California when I was 14. He hipped me to the Pixies and the Dead Kennedys and fostered an enduring appreciation of Batman comics. But most of what he tried to show me I used to pretend that I knew things I didn't know and was above things I had almost no real contact with.

New Metal (Not Nu-Metal)



I've had my eye on this disc for a while. I got it yesterday at Best Buy when they charged me $10 to recycle an old TV and then gave me a $10 gift card in return.

I've been listening to it on repeat. I know almost nothing about metal, but I like this. I like it a lot.

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

If Everything That I Hate in Music Was Distilled into a Single Record...

...it would be this:

It's so miserable being a bad art student's shitty crayon drawing
First of all, the band name is just preciousness summa cum laude, an almost deliberately obnoxious display of off-putting, self-congratulatory wordiness, all to express an idea that's been moldering in the ground since William Wordsworth moped around Tintern Abbey. The name is so painfully earnest that it makes me wish to see them star on someone's FailBlog.

The cover art magnifies the effect. I detect a pale (naturally) echo of the pink-and-blue trend in indie album art. I'm at a loss to guess what else I'm supposed to see, save another whispy, ill-defined soul in chains. Why not just paint a sad-eyed unicorn or vampire? It would appeal to the target audience just as well.

And the music? They sound like the Cure. Sometimes they almost want to sound like the Jesus and Mary Chain, but they haven't the courage to go for it. So they sound like the Cure. The End.

In conclusion: there's such a thing as leavening your sensitivity with humor or guts. Try it sometime, dweebs.

Wire Has a New Album.

I've been waking up to Pink Flag in my CD-clock radio for a couple of weeks. It works nicely.

I have Chairs Missing on vinyl. It is sublime.

But for the new album, which Wire supported by adding a layer to Jimmy Fallon's crust of hipsterdom, I'm thinking...Amazon MP3. Why?

  1. Wire is almost by-definition digital music.
  2. The album cover is kind of ugly.
  3. It's cheaper that way.

Ephemera

Chaos happens, and when it does, blogging shuts down. Sorry.

Here's what occurs to me:


  1. My stance on Andrew Earle's book has moved from "I'll pretend I might buy this," to "I might actually like to read this."
  2. Pandora has made me decide that I like the Cold War Kids. However, I have refused the thumbs-up to the Ting Tings, because I cannot like a band with such a name.
  3. Are the Hollywood Undead a sign of the premature emergence of retro rap-metal, or just the Hinder of 2011?

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Onanistic Recursion: Dana Vachon Uncovers the Dark Side of Rebecca Black

Vachon's tongue is so far in his cheek he's licking air. It's actually too good to block quote. Just read it.

The Strokes Battles Ad Hominem

Pitchfork gives the new Strokes record, Angles, a tepid 5.9 and a whole lot of "meh" in the review:

Throughout, the album is hobbled by disconnections-- between verse and chorus, lyrics and music, intent and execution. Casablancas' ambivalence about his own actions crops up often.
Whatevs. They like Battles, which sounds like crap spun through a cotton-candy machine.

Does Four Dates Make a Tour?

Modest Mouse thinks so:


  • May 26 - Boise, ID - Knitting Factory
  • May 27 - Missoula, MT - Big Sky Brewery
  • May 28 - Spokane, WA - Knitting Factory
  • May 29 - George, WA - Sasquatch Music Festival (SOLD OUT)

My guess is, they either need to warm up to be ready for the Sasquatch Festival, or they've got some new songs they want to play with. In either case, I feel like this tour would be worth seeing.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Talking Back to Punk Rock #12

"NOW you hear it? Didn't catch any of it while you were mumbling through 'Sex Boy'? Maybe you need to run into strange men more often."

- The Germs "Now I Hear the Laughter"

Gallows Humor

Andrew Earles seems to lament a band called Gallows receiving the most recent style "PRESENT AND FUTURE OF PUNK".

I don't blame him. The cover art of their debut album looks like someone put strychnine in Roger Dean's acid.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

RIP Nate Dogg

No info as to cause, but he did have two strokes in 2007. Forty-One is too young to die of natural causes.

This song was ubiquitous in '94:

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

New Kills Song

I like the Kills, even if I don't listen to Midnight Boom as much as I used to (the mood, it comes and goes).

But "DNA" is a nice little song. Blues-punk chunkiness that hits straight and true.



The new album drops April 4th. "DNA" is available as a free download with a mailing list sign-up.

My Space vs. MySpace

A while ago, say 2005, I was the bassist of a band that did not exist. Which is to day, we practiced every Sunday for the better part of five months, and we plunked down for a rehearsal space, and I bought a 50-watt bass amp, but we never played a show and never had a name. Creative indifferences and all of that. Nobody's fault, and no ill will. A thousand garage bands meet the same fate every month, I'm sure.

Well the bandleader has a new crew, Tell You Monday, and they have a Facebook profile, and they're playing their first gig down in Southern Maryland this weekend. I won't be able to make it, but I wish them well. What's interesting to me is that this is the first encounter I recall of a band hawking on Facebook instead of the inevitable MySpace. That's the one function MySpace has managed to hold onto, isn't it? Does every band still have a MySpace as a matter of course?

I mean, check out Yuck, the hip young gunslingers fresh out of Cosmopolistan, which Under the Radar hails as having "managed to craft a surprisingly accomplished album for a band that's only a little more than a year old." They've got a MySpace. And a year-old "tour" going (when does "playing gigs" become "touring"?). And a self-produced record out on Fat Possum.

What does this mean? I don't know. Other than I think Tell Me Monday needs a MySpace. And, you know, luck.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Wye Not?

The actual Wye Oak was the state tree of Maryland. It was 96 feet tall, spread 119 feet into the air, and its trunk measured 31 feet 10 inches in diameter. At the time of its destruction in a thunderstorm in 2002, it was 460 years old.

So there's a little hometown pride in me when discussing Wye Oak, the band. Not only are they from Maryland, they're from Batlimore. And they're a duo, a reverse White Stripes. Sure, they're folk-rock-dream pop, which normally induces boredom headaches, but after I got the free Starbucks download of R.E.M.'s new single (which isn't bad at all), I'm in a more charitable mood. Also, one of their songs is free on iTunes right now.

I think the song is "Holy, Holy," which ChartAttack singles out for praise in an otherwise disappointed review of their new album (which has a pretty bad name: Civilian). If I like, maybe I'll check out last year's EP (I love EP's) and make up my own mind.

UPDATE: I was right. The song was "Holy, Holy" and it is good. And Free.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Magnet Sucks



Nothing if not a model of consistency, Buffalo Tom has been making the same decent-to-great music since 1992’s Let Me Come Over. Actually the Massachusetts trio’s third album, Let Me Come Over feels more like a debut, as it zeroed in brilliantly on the group’s strengths, namely the earnest, imagery-laden, acoustic-gone-electric songwriting of guitarist Bill Janovitz and bassist Chris Colbourn and the propulsive punk undercurrents supplied by drummer Tom Maginnis. Judging by the band’s latest, Skins (Scrawny), it’s a formula that still has legs. Skins is the group’s eighth album and second since reuniting after a 10-year (sort-of) break, and its world-weary lilt and been-there/done-that themes make it the perfect grown-up companion piece to Let Me Come Over’s reluctant coming-of-age angst. It may be the best thing the band has done since that LP. Buffalo Tom will be guest editing magnetmagazine.com all week.
So how'd you like to read that five times on a web site's main page? Which is what happens every time they let people guest-edit the mag: the same by-line advertisment appears over and over again (because Heaven Forbid we have to click on an anchor link to discover who in Hades Buffalo Tom is, if we happen to give a moldy crap).

This is what they've devolved to. No Over/Under since September. No Put Up Your Dukes for a year. No Where's the Street Team? since January 2009. I may have slagged these regulars before, but I like them much better than giving indie-bands and has-beens (anybody out there really hungry for the B-52's political outlook?) a platform upon which to wallow in their self-assurance.

Do these clowns actually have anything to say about music? Because right now they could achieve the same results by liking things on Facebook.