Sisqo's Sadness Now Seminal

I don't know who the loons are at the 20th Century Masters, but they are breaking all ankles to ensure that no artist falls so rapidly from omnipresence to obscurity that he cannot have a repackaging passed off as a "Best of." Not even Sisqo.

But do you know what's really sad? I mean aside from vainly trying to recall any track on here that's not  "Thong Song". Aside from "Home Wrecker" instantly making you think of "Gold Digger" and then making you laugh really hard at how "Gold Digger"-like it's not. Aside from an album cover seemingly unsure whether it's a crime scene on a snowbank or a freeze-frame for So You Think You Can Dance.

 

WTF?

What's really sad is the fact that two of the tracks aren't really his. Apparently Sisqo can't even fill out a Greatest Hits without accompanying tracks by hip-hop powerhouses Mya and DMX. You'll remember them when you click on the links. The latter fellow liked dogs.