Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Rating My CD's: Northern-ness

23. The Good, The Bad & the Queeen -- The Good, The Bad & the Queen


English music is known for two things: mirroring back American Rock n' Roll louder and harder, and expressing a profound romantic bleakness. Sometimes, instead of sucking deep of Yankee rhythm, the Pommies take the same instruments and play a raw yet gentle music full of the kind of un-nameable yearning that C.S. Lewis called Northern-ness, or Joy: a grey savoring of all the cold truths of the world. The Kinks, after the initial ramalama of their early songs, did this kind of music best, and you can also hear it in later songs of Kinks-revivalists the Jam (check out "English Rose" for an example).


Monday, November 29, 2010

Guess Who's Still Alive: Advent Edition

[Because it's not Christmas until Dec. 25th.]

The following artists have Top 20 albums on Amazon:
  • Susan Boyle (the top 2 spots, in fact. Maybe we're not an image-obsessed culture...)
  • Taylor Swift (never mind)
  • Josh Groban (continuing to labor under the delusion that the world needs someone to stand in for Bob Dylan)
  • Big Time Rush (no no no...we're supposed to have Boy Band nostalgia in about 8-9 years, not NOW)
  • Bruce Springsteen (because I know I want to pay 70 bucks to hear all the tracks that weren't good enough to make it onto Darkness on the Edge of Town)
  • Hannah Montana (if we put her in a room together with Taylor Swift, and they saw each other, would the rift in the Space-Time Continuum cause each other to freak out and faint for a year or so, like in the Back to the Future sequels? Cause that would be pretty rad)
  • Bob Dylan (see?)
  • Christina Aguilera and Cher (we comment on the one who's gained as much weight as the average college freshman, and not the one who bleeds botox. I hate the media)
  • Norah Jones (apparently she works with other artists! Who'da thunk it?)
  • Buddy Guy (Good for him. No snark)

Talking Back to Punk Rock #11

"Okay, Henry. I get it. You're Damaged. As in, seriously soul-crushed. Utterly bereft in a way completely different from all other people and their damage. I'm entirely cognizant of the fact that you're spirit is in bound in invisible chains.

[NSFW below. You have been warned.]

Sunday, November 07, 2010

Rating My CD's: I'm a Monster

22. The Flamin' Groovies -- Teenage Head

The Flamin' Groovies sit at a strange intersection of American Rock music. They came along too late to be considered merely garage rock, way too early to be punk. You can't quite classify them as part of the Velvets-MC5-Stooges-New York Dolls proto-Punk crew: they've got too much country in them. But try to toss them off as just another early 70's Hard Rock Stonesclone, and all that feedback, that clear speedfreak-soul line tracing back to the Sonics and Little Richard, comes in and dances on your head. In the end, like the Cramps, the Groovies sit their own perch on the great tree of Rock n' Roll.

Teenage Head, their offering from that Dark Year of Our Lord, 1971 (Hunter Thompson never quite rose above the silly, did he?), exemplifies this straddle perfectly. There's a wonderfully Stones-y swagger to the opener, "High-Flyin' Baby" to the point where you could well believe this was a cut that some Under Assistant West Coast Producer Man decided to cut from the Sticky Fingers sessions (The liner notes even claim that Mick Jagger thought Teenage Head superior to that album). "City Lights," which follows, goes full country-blues.

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Talking Back to Punk Rock #10

"Governor Jerry Brown, huh? That's the problem with putting actual names in your songs; dates it rather quickly. I mean, it's not like Jerry Brown's ever going to be a force in California politics anytime soon.

Oh, wait..."

-The Dead Kennedys, "California Uber Alles"

Monday, November 01, 2010

NATO Causes Arcade Fire Show Cancellation.

In other news, NATO is awesome.

Okay, I don't hate Arcade Fire. But I feel like I should.

"And They Sucked at Altamont, Too!"

Lileks confronts the Beast:

“You listened to Starship?” the photographer said.


My wife said she had. The photog looked at me. “You a Starship fan?”

“No sir,” I said.

“Really? Aw dude, c’mon, We Built This City!”


“They didn’t build anything,” I said. “The idea of Grace Slick singing ‘they’re always changing corporation names’ when the band had three names is just the start of my problems, and ‘Marconi does the Mambo’ is the other.”

“Yeah, you’re right, it was Jefferson Airplane, then Jefferson Starship, then just Starship.”

“I hated them all,” I said. “‘White Rabbit’ is the Bolero of rock.”

“Okay well I can see you got opinions!”

Family by now is cringing. Yes, Daddy has opinions.
I always wondered who on earth ever liked "We Built This City". It surprises me not at all to discover they work at Disney.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Talking Back to Punk Rock #9

"Race Against Time? More like Race Against Diction, amirite? LOL C whut I did thar?

No but seriously, can't understand a word. Oh, you're Scottish...never mind then."

-The Exploited, "Race Against Time"

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Rating My CD's: The Squarest Thing On the Jukebox

21. The Fiery Furnaces -- I'm Going Away

The Book of Daniel tells a story (Dn 3) of the Babylonian emperor Nebuchadnezzar, conqueror of Jerusalem, destroyer of Solomon's Temple, building a Golden Statue and demanding that all his subjects worship it. Three Jews refuse to do so, and Nebuchadnezzar throws them into a fiery furnace to be burned to death. Instead, an angel of God comes to the rescue, and they stand in the fire unharmed, until the king notices. He then proclaims that the God who could do such a thing is the greatest of all gods, and showers the three Jews with riches and favors.

I mention this because the actual band the Fiery Furnaces seems unaware of it. In a deeply uninteresting "In My Room" feature in the October 2007 issue of Spin (Golly! Rock Stars have kitchens! With stuff in them!), Eleanor Friedberger claims that "Our band name comes from a line in the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." Although other web sites have claimed a double-reference to CCBB and the Bible, this review of Rehearsing My Choir, the FF's 2005 album, sticks to the initial story. And while I'd like to believe that the Brooklyn hipster duo behind this album know obscure stories from Old Testament Prophets, somehow that first story rings the truer.

RIP Ari Up

I never was the world's biggest Slits fan, but I've got a DVD copy of Punk: The Early Years, featuring a gloriously incompetent set from the early Slits and Ari screaming her fool head off to something like "Split": (Content Warning: Adolescent punks using dirty words)



They may have got better than this, but they were never more punk. She ought bury Lydon, not the other way around.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Chart Attack! ...um, Attacks

Poor Kings of Leon. I wondered if they really did peak with Because of the Times.

Halfway through the album is also the point where you realize Come Around Sundown is simply too long. Right when you're thinking it's going to end, it just keeps going, becoming as worn out as the elastic on a really, really stretched pair of sweat pants. This makes it a curious contradiction; one would think it would be impossible to make an album that sounded completely thin, but looks dense in terms of its length. But Kings Of Leon have seemingly done the impossible here.
Ouch.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Friday, October 15, 2010

Bad Band Names: a Drive-By Commentary

I'm putting myself on a new music diet until I finish at least one of my Rating My CD's categories, so Magnet's Which Album Are You Most Looking Forward To This Week? feature is utterly meaningless to me. However, I'd rather not consign myself to irrelevance, so I'm going to introduce a concept I've been meaning to discuss by making fun of the names of the bands in the poll.

Full Disclosure -- Aside from the first two, I haven't heard a note from any of these:

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Talking Back to Punk Rock #8

"You're not getting it. You can't ask someone to rape you. If you ask that means you're giving consent, which means it's not rape. It's one of those Catch-23 things. Or 22. I don't know; I've never read it. I already know the punch line, so what's the point?"

-Nirvana, "Rape Me"

Monday, October 11, 2010

It's Sasquatch! Stop It Before It Gets the Children!

James Murphy is a hairy, hair man. Who appears to have just eaten a hipster:

Get in mah belly!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Rating My CD's: Ain't No Room for a Guitar Man

20. Elvis Presley -- Elvis 75


[Yes, this should be filed under P for Presley. I don't care. Over the decades Elvis has shed his surname.]

When Elvis died in August of 1977, a bereft fan asked his manager, Colonel Tom Parker, what they were supposed to do now. "Why, nothing son," replied Parker, "It's just like when he was in the army!"

Elvis fans act under an obligation to treat Parker as the villain of Elvis' saga, the grasping Svengali who trapped the King behind walls of money and pills. But time has proven him right. Thirty years has passed since the King's death, and a minor industry still labors to ensure that we never forget him, that we never quite put another onto his throne. As with the Beatles, repackages of the same hit songs reappear with predictable regularity. Considering that such made up most of his albums for the last decade or so before his death, it's hard to say hat Elvis' career arc has greatly changed. Like the villain in Gibson's Count Zero, his actual corporeal existence is largely secondary to the corporate life of his money.


Monday, September 13, 2010

Interpol is Arrested.

If this review is accurate...

Interpol's best work sounds enormous, making any room or car in which it's played instantly feel incapable of holding it. Interpol boasts "Barricades," an awe-inspiring song full of sweeping grandeur. It has palpable weight and size. Album closer "The Undoing" gives a sense of panorama, and both "Summer Well" and "Safe Without" succeed to a lesser extent, but Interpol doesn't threaten to blow the roof off.
The size has always worked off the razor-sharp edges of the music, with Daniel Kessler's guitar leading the way. Interpol restores some of the shine, but the music still feels softer somehow, the cuts not as precise.
 ...then Interpol is all but done. The eponymous reboot is oftentimes a band's last shot at a sustained career; if you hose it, or don't immediately build on it, then you're toast. So Andrew Earles may have been right, again:

Interpol updated ’90s indie rock by brilliantly revisiting first-wave post-punk and the Church. 2003 was a heady time for the New York City foursome, when the world stayed oblivious to the fact that this was a one-and-a-half-album band. That reality slapped Capitol across the face four years later when Interpol delivered major-label debut Our Love To Admire, a small-scale Waterworld for modern rock circa now.
But if some of the songs are as enjoyable, they may yet have a new lease. Don't make us wait, boys, sling that post-punk out fast!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Paglia on Gaga on Madonna

Camille Paglia does not overhear herself.

I disagree with Anne Althouse, who sees nothing in Paglia's takedown of Lady GaGa but an old fart telling the damn kids to get off her lawn. In point of fact, I see a lot of blunt truth:

Generation Gaga doesn’t identify with powerful vocal styles because their own voices have atrophied: they communicate mutely via a constant stream of atomised, telegraphic text messages. Gaga’s flat affect doesn’t bother them because they’re not attuned to facial expressions.
One doesn't need to spend a lot of time with adolescents to see this. Technology has empowered the self-absorption/self protection cycle of adolescence to the point of mindlessness. We will one day reach the point when people will wonder why dining tables and fireplaces even exist; when families will be nothing more than genetic flash mobs. The machine is in the ghost.

However, Paglia, like Marx, does not see the logic of her own argument. She does not see that every criticism directed at GaGa redounds to Madonna as well. The names themselves mirror each other; had they been switched, none could tell the difference. So when Paglia says:

For Gaga, sex is mainly decor and surface; she’s like a laminated piece of ersatz rococo furniture. Alarmingly, Generation Gaga can’t tell the difference. Is it the death of sex? Perhaps the symbolic status that sex had for a century has gone kaput; that blazing trajectory is over… 
I can only say, "did she miss the 1980's?" That sounds like every act my elementary-school psyche came to grips with on MTV: jaded, soulless hawkers of plastic decadence. I cannot understand why she believes that GaGa differs from Def Leppard differs from 2 Live Crew differs from Madonna. And when she says:


There is a monumental disconnect between Gaga’s melodramatic self-portrayal as a lonely, rebellious, marginalised artist and the powerful corporate apparatus that bankrolled her makeover and has steamrollered her songs into heavy rotation on radio stations everywhere.
I have to say "Woman, please." As though Madonna was an indie act, bursting forth armed from the head of Avant-Garde, rather than a relentless self-promoter who cannily released her disco-pop from Sire Records, who by 1982 had, like everyone else in the music industry, ran not walked away from everything risky. Madonna's entire shtick has been an epater les bourgeois riff punctuated by exploding dollar signs from the beginning. It's actually kind of sad watching Paglia continue to play defense for a woman who has become as big an institution as Elvis ever was:

However, the main point is that the young Madonna was on fire. She was indeed the imperious Marlene Dietrich’s true heir.
That  laughing sound you hear is me trying to figure out whatever it was the young Madonna did that could ever be considered "fiery." Was it the Go-Gos Lite of "Lucky Star"? The syrupy tedium of "Papa Don't Preach"? The lipstick-smeared, second-rate Vivienne Westwood fashion sense? Whatever the hell was going on in "Express Yourself" (truly a sentiment America had never encountered before)? What?

I suppose if I grew up in the 1950's and came of age in the 1960's, I might have considered Mdme Ciccone's disco-cancan act vital and novel. As it stands, I find the Ga of Ga's way less offensive than Madonna, who will not rest until she's acknowledged as the Queen of All Culture. Both are, at root, making a mint being drag queens with girl parts. The newer one, at least, has no notion of being anything more.

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Rating My CD's: Love of the Loveless

19. Eels -- Shootenanny!

I first encountered Mark Oliver Everett, aka E, the man behind the Eels, whilst digging through my wife's iTunes collection, and enjoying "Novocaine for the Soul." I read somewhere that E was a bluesier, more introspective version of Beck, so in the first flush months of having my own iTunes, I downloaded Electro-Shock Blues, which has never been an easy listen. Given the subject matter it drew from (the suicide of E's sister and cancer diagnosis of his mother), it hardly should be, and it's leaden melancholy still makes for better listening than The Soft Bulletin, which I bought around the same time.

In all honesty, I'd really first encountered him in a Spin review of Shootenanny!, the content of which I thankfully do not recall. I liked the name (perhaps confusing them with proto-punk geniuses the Electric Eels), and liked the album title, and liked the none-more-black cover. So when I heard "Novocaine," I decided to delve more deeply, and thought an album called Electro-Shock Blues would be a good set of immersion songs. But Shootenanny! was always the goal purchase.

Rating My CD's: This Isn't Supposed to Be Here.

18. The Black Keys -- Brothers

It's September. I'm in the damn E's.

Back in January, when I conceived this,  I hoped that I would have knocked out the first part of this plan by the end of the year. I should be elbow deep in the Rolling Stones by now, not struggling to come up with things to say about Echo and the Bunnymen. I shouldn't be promising reviews to my three readers. I should be delivering them.

Remember my one-word review of Back in Black? Good times.

So the last thing I need at this point, with my momentum flagging, is to double back into the B's just because I happen to have bought another Black Keys disc. Hell, I shouldn't be buying another Black Keys disc until I've finished cataloguing all the stuff I already have, sitting patiently, alphabetically by genre, waiting for me to tell all of you whether I like it or Like It like it.